"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
(Source: rianderthal, via vangogurt)
"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
— William Shakespeare (via thelovelyloner)
(Source: whitegirlgrant, via amshe)